Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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