I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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