This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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