You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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