Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
She needs sedatives and a leash
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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