this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
dude. I can hear the air.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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