I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
