i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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