North Korea, Best Korea!
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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