from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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