Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
My vagina is very pro this idea
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