just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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