How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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