I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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