theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
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