maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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