is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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