So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
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