You're completely useless in the revolution.
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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