I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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