I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
it was like eating out sand paper
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
PANTIES FOUND
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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