Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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