That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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