how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Randomize
