Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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