you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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