You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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