We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
The ass gains better be worth it
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