hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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