just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
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