I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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