I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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