woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
Randomize
