he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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