If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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