I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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