it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Randomize
