I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Threesome in a minivan. New low
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
We smell like vodka and hangover
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