this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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