Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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