No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
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