did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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