Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
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