That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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