Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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