Do you still have your period?
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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