love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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