Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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