Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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