Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Less talking, more tequila
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Randomize
